Not too long ago I had a dream where I looked at Facebook and saw three pineapple icons posted on my page. Being a nosy person, I… Read more “When texting, check twice, maybe even thrice”
Hot Pants!
Is it just me or has anyone else noticed how small men’s suits have become over the past few years? Whenever I watch the news (which is… Read more “Hot Pants!”
Today I am no longer a roundabout virgin
When I learned how to drive the country was in the midst of an energy crisis which meant you had to sit in a gas line to… Read more “Today I am no longer a roundabout virgin”
Let me think and think and think about that
I’m sure everyone has seen an image of the famous statue “The Thinker,” a seated man, his head on his fist as he’s obviously pondering some very… Read more “Let me think and think and think about that”
Sometimes the world is a pretty dirty place
Our oldest son turned 30 this month, a fact that seems highly improbable to me since I am still permanently 12 in my head. How can that… Read more “Sometimes the world is a pretty dirty place”
My new high is really a new low
Go ahead. Go on YouTube and search for anything your little old heart desires and the odds are fantastic you’ll find it. Looking for an old Dick… Read more “My new high is really a new low”
Reading the National Enquirer Made Me a Happier and More Well Rounded Person. Really!
My maternal grandmother was one smart cookie. Or perhaps shrewd might be a better word to describe her. Grandma had the uncanny knack to be able to… Read more “Reading the National Enquirer Made Me a Happier and More Well Rounded Person. Really!”
The bell rang!
Remember the scene in A Christmas Story when Ralphie’s pal, Schwartz, triple dog dares another classmate, Flick, to stick his tongue on a flagpole? Remember how Flick rose to… Read more “The bell rang!”
Tab, you’re still beautiful to me
“Oh, my gosh! LOOK!” I was at our local thrift shop and had just discovered gold. Four glasses sporting the Tab logo, a steal at $3.99 apiece.… Read more “Tab, you’re still beautiful to me”
Just because you can read doesn’t mean you can cook
There’s a saying that says: if you can read, you can cook. I believed that for many years. After all, I could read and I could also… Read more “Just because you can read doesn’t mean you can cook”
